Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Kids So They’ll Behave, Calm Down or Stop Asking for Things

PLUS, 2 women making Army Ranger history, Com-ed begins smart meter installs, 5 Rockford drug arrests and reason you may struggle getting pregnant. #5Things

History in the making: 2 women will graduate from Army Ranger course. (CNN)

Com-Ed begins installing smart meters. (My Stateline)

Five Rockford residents arrested on various charges, including for dealing drugs. (My Stateline)

Six lies parents tell their kids so they'll behave, calm down, or stop asking for things. (Daily Mail)

Women who do this may struggle to get pregnant. (Daily Mail)