I’m Not Going To See This Movie: ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ ‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’

"Fifty Shades of Grey" arrives in Rockford movie theaters today. Is it any good? Before you go, you need to check out my super quick seven-second review of that and this week's other new release.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Rated R, 110 minutes

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: While creatively better endowed than its print counterpart, Fifty Shades of Grey is a less than satisfying experience on the screen.

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE

Rated R, 128 Minutes

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: Stylish, subversive, and above all fun, Kingsman: The Secret Service finds director Matthew Vaughn sending up the spy genre with gleeful abandon.