I’m Not Going To See This Movie: ‘The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water,’ ‘Jupiter Ascending,’ and ‘Seventh Son’
Three new movies opening up in Rockford this weekend. Are they any good? Check out my seven-second reviews of each flick then decide for yourself.
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER
Rated PG, 100 minutes
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water won't win over many viewers who aren't fans of the show, but for the converted, it's another colorful burst of manic fun.
JUPITER ASCENDING
Rated PG-13, 125 Minutes
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: Pleasing to the eye but narratively befuddled, Jupiter Ascending delivers another visually thrilling misfire from the Wachowskis.
SEVENTH SON
Rated PG-13, 120 Minutes
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: Seventh Son squanders an excellent cast and some strange storyline ingredients, leaving audiences with one disappointingly dull fantasy adventure.