Pecatonica Girls are Getting Better After Serious Accident, says Friend

5 Things You Need to Know Tuesday - Your house isn't haunted - it's just dirty, cheese is like heroin, 2 series premiers tonight, new DVDs and a MUST SEE bonus video.

Morgan Smoter and Jordan Conrad Getting Better After Car-vs-Semi Accident, says friend. (My Stateline)

A comment from Jordan's stepmom on the girls' Go Fund Me page

Your house isn't haunted, it's dirty and it's literally messing up your brain. (Medical Daily)

Cheese is as dangerously addictive as heroin. (Mic)

TV TONIGHT

The seventh season premiere of "The Real Housewives of New York City”, 8 P.M. on Bravo.

The series premiere of Funny Girls , 8 P.M. on Oxygen.  A reality show about the next generation of female comedians, as they perform in L.A.

The series premiere of Your Family or Mine, 9 P.M. on TBS.  A sitcom about a couple who spend one week with his family and the next with hers.  Richard Dreyfuss is the guy's dad and Ed Begley Jr. is hers.

NEW DVD'S

Home Sweet Hell - Katherine Heigl becomes violently unhinged when her husband, Patrick Wilson, has an affair with Furious 7's Jordana Brewster. So she says they need to kill her and anyone else who comes looking for her.

The Voices - Ryan Reynolds kills Gemma Arterton after HIS CAT tells him to do it. Then her decapitated head keeps talking to him too. He does the voices for both his talking dog and talking cat. And Anna Kendrick plays a new girl he's seeing.

A Most Violent Year - Oscar Isaac plays the owner of a heating oil business whose truckers are being hijacked and whose company is under investigation. Jessica Chastain is his wife and David Oyelowo is the assistant D.A. harassing him.

#5Things - BONUS

The next episode of Lip Sync Battle features Anne Hathaway doing Wrecking Ball... on a wrecking ball.