Will You Have The Worst Thanksgiving Ever?

If you live in Illinois or Wisconsin, you may want to consider going over the river and through the woods to any place else this Thanksgiving.

Personally, if this map is accurate, I am so screwed this Thanksgiving. My husband and I are hosting our very first Thanksgiving this year and we have no idea what we're doing. My husband's never made a turkey before, we have limited space because we live in what looks like the three little bear's cottage and we only have one bathroom. What could possibly go wrong?

According to Estately.com, a lot.  They've crunched some numbers and broke down which states are most likely to have a miserable Thanksgiving, using criteria such as:

• Likelihood of family food poisoning episode.
• Likelihood of a relative making a drunken scene.
• Likelihood of political arguments.
• Likelihood of someone abandoning dinner for holiday shopping.

Put all these factors together and it looks like Illinois is set to have a somewhat miserable Turkey day, while our neighbors to the north are set to be all out miserable. Hopefully that means the Packers will lose. Gobble Gobble.