10 Things Sweet Lenny Wants For His Birthday

It's my birthday. The best day of the year for myself. I've always wanted to share with you a list of 10 things you could buy for me on my birthday.

My birthday is on November 25. Here's a list of 10 things that I would like.

1. Building Blox Candy Blocks (1 pound bag)

I didn't get the name Sweet Lenny by eating celery. This is my all-time favorite candy and I have no idea why. A one-pound bag of the candy blocks will last me through the winter.

2. Judge Dredd 03: The Complete Case Files

Judge Dredd is my favorite non-Marvel comic book character. I've been collecting The Complete Case Files. I have the first two already, now I need the third.

3. YETI Tundra 35 Cooler

When I'm with friends and family, I need to tote around more than my books and candy. That's where this super sturdy, and massive Yeti cooler comes in handy.

4. Men's #10 Mitchell_Trubisky 100th Season Limited Jersey - Men's

Maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment, but I'm still a Mitch Trubisky fan. He stinks, I know, but I'm a Bears fan and all I want for my birthday is for the Bears to have a good quarterback. I'd take the Mitch jersey too.

5. Kids In The Hall - The Complete Collection + Digital

The greatest sketch comedy show ever. Just ask anyone. OK fine, there's a good chance most people don't know The Kids In The Hall, but it's one of the greatest sketch comedy shows ever. Just ask me.

6. Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume 1

Look all over the place, and you won't find reruns of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's the second greatest show ever, just slightly behind The Kids In The Hall.

7. Funko Pop Television Mystery Science Theater 3000 Crow, Tom Servo Vinyl Figures

I don't really have much interest in Funko Pop stuff, but considering Tom Servo and Crow merchandise is kinda rare, these are two welcome additions to my incredibly nerdy bobblehead shelf.

8. Anova Culinary Sous Vide Precision Cooker Nano

I have spent almost all of 2019 outside at least once a week grilling up meats. While we're teetering to nearly "too cold to grill" weather, winter will eventually get here and I'm going to need a sous vide. That way I can cook steaks indoors and then sear them right on my stovetop.

9. Trask Men's Leo

By now, I'm sure you can tell I'm a man of great tastes. That's why no birthday list is complete without a shoe, or in this case, boot upgrade.

10. Nintendo Joy-Cons

I already have a Nintendo Switch with Joy-Cons. Problem is, I have allowed my children to use the Switch too. If you share electronics at home with anyone who might be a child there's a very good chance it's going to get busted forcing you to add replacements to your birthday wish list.

Sweet Lenny is the brand manager of 97ZOK, Q98.5, and Operations Manager for Townsquare Media Rockford. Catch him afternoons 3 to 7 on 97ZOK. Follow him on Twitter, Instagram and like his page on Facebook.