22 Things Men Should Never Have In Their Bedrooms [LIST]

Guys. It doesn't matter who you live with or what you do for a living. If you're an adult, you shouldn't have these things in your bedroom, according to "Esquire."

I don't believe I've ever read an article from "Esquire" until today, but if this is what they've got going on, I might become a regular reader.

The list includes:

• A Lava Lamp, which I don't think anyone over the age of 13 should have, and that's only because most 11 and 12 year olds think they're a hippie for at least three days.
• School Trophies, because even if you won 4th place at the Science in fair in 1995, that's not really decor.
• Exercise Equipment, Esquire says that's a sign of a man who is afraid to go to the gym. I think it's a sign of a man who doesn't actually lift them, because working out in your room is kind of gross.
• A Game Console. This is a debatable item on the list... but I think I agree, video games can have a place in your house, but we all know it's not good to keep them where you sleep.
• My favorite, Taxidermy. If the person you are trying to impress in your bedroom is a girl, she does NOT want to see a stuffed dead animal. EVER. Let alone on or near your bed. Looking at her.

Take a look at the rest of the list, would you add any of your own ideas?