‘Goop’-ify Your Relationship Status

It is sad news that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin split after ten years of marriage, but we can't get over the weirdness in their "announcement." I suppose writing about it yourself helps you control what's said, but the way Gwyneth phrased their break-up, as  “consciously uncoupling,” is just another reason why I'm not her biggest fan.

Much like when John Travolta screwed up Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars, the internet is ready for some fun with this one. Gwyneth's newsletter (yeah, she sent her break-up in a newsletter) is called "Goop". Get ready to "goop"-ify your relationship status. So easy and so silly.

In case you were wondering, mine is:

You're mindfully decoupled.

Wanna "goop" your own? Head to slate.com for the silliness.