Guy Posts a Craigslist Ad to be Real Life Elf on the Shelf

Ok, don't judge me but I used to be the queen of Craigslist. Before moving to Wisconsin, my entire apartment was furnished in nothing but stuff I bought off the website; it became an addiction. That was until the fear finally set in that I was eventually going to meet some weirdo.

A weirdo like this Craigslist user who is soliciting for people who are looking for a real life Elf on the Shelf to attend their Christmas events and parties.  For $100 an hour you can have him sit in any location you want and he'll just "stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event."

Not only does he specialize in holiday themed events, he also offers private investigation and babysitting services.