There is a town in Michigan called HELL. Yes, HELL, Michigan. All I really want is a t-shirt, please?

Cherry Valley Police via Facebook
Cherry Valley Police via Facebook
Cherry Valley Police via Facebook

I'm not sure how many of these Wisconsin towns I would wear on a shirt though. Now, I get it...there's a rich Native American tradition in Wisconsin...so some town names are filled with historic value. Like Milwaukee, or Manitowoc. Sure, enjoy that. But there are others that are head scratchers to say the least. ONLY

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Beer Battered Wisconsin Cheese Curds with Dipping Sauce

So lets look and talk about some of these names. You can use them as a "hey I bet you can't spell this" joke...As you look to see if that person is wrong or right. O.K. let's start here:

Oconomowoc - Way too many vowels...This is part of Milwaukee and has lots of waters and "o's."

Viroqua - Sounds like a James Bond movie bad guy. Known for it's food.

Cornucopia - It is just that, filled with beer and cheese. 

Onalaska - Is this just like a bad "rip off?" There's Alaska, and then Onalaska...

Spooner - OMG, such a close and caring town. I'm very curious how they great you!

Tichigan - I wonder if Michigan got ticked about this? A lot like Onalaska, this is a bad rip off people. Come up with your own, original name. 

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Well there you go, dumb Wisconsin town names. Like thee dumbest, won't get dumber. I'm sure the people are nice...Especially in Spoon Me, Wisconsin. Or whatever it's called.

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