First off, Samoas are trash. The garbage of Girl Scout Cookies, pure crap. OK, with that said here is this crunchy and tasteless story. SG

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Terrell Lillybridge is a trouble maker. Waving guns, stealing stuff, in and out of jail...During one of his arrests, cops found a loaded Tech 9mm semiautomatic assault gun inside a car he was driving. See, trouble...even before the cookie theft.

There was also a gun battle that left poor Terrell with a bullet in his tummy, ouch! He obviously survived...and was hungry.

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Terrell did some hard time and after getting out of prison, he checked into a halfway house for six months. Rebuild, get himself of a member of society in a positive way. This stop as a halfway house is where the delicious trouble started...Stealing Girl Scout Cookies!

"Lillybridge was found to have stolen another residents’ Girl Scout cookies, which was confirmed by a surveillance camera at the facility." - U.S. Probation Officer Eric Hermes

So wait, this would just be a slap on the cookie stealing wrist...right? Again Samoas are trash.

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With all of his past troubles, stealing these cookies landed Tyrell in a whole lotta trouble!  Since Lillybridge still has about 18 months to serve on probation, the Judge could direct Tyrell to do some serious hard time...for stealing cookies. FEDERAL PRISON.

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...and THAT is how the cookie crumbles (Dom DOM DOM!!!)

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