Dad Jokes From Rockford Locals Are So Bad They’re Good

Father's Day is almost here, which means dads everywhere are preparing for one of their favorite annual traditions: telling absolutely terrible dad jokes.

Whether it's a classic one-liner, a painfully obvious pun, or a joke they've been repeating or the last 20 years, dads seem to have a special talent for making us laugh and cringe at the same time.  It's practically part of being a dad, let's be real.

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Growing up, most of us probably rolled our eyes when our dads hit us with another joke from his banked list.  Back then, it was embarrassing.  Now?  We're telling the same jokes to our friends or kids.  In fact, many of us catch ourselves repeating the jokes without even realizing it.  It happens to the best of us!

While you're celebrating a dad, grandpa, or father figure in your life this weekend, it might be a little fun to whip out a handful of jokes to make their day.  We asked Rockford residents to share their favorite dad jokes, and they didn't disappoint!

Dad Jokes From Rockford Locals Are So Bad They're Good

• What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale
• Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?? Because it got stuck in a crack
• Never trust a set of stairs. Why? They are always up to something
• Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks
• How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it
• What do you call a gator in a vest? An investigator
• What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated
• What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
• Why was the cucumber late for work? Because he was in a pickle

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My favorite ones I've used this week: What does a lawyer wear to work?  A lawsuit.

Share your favorite dad jokes so we can share them on our show this week!