Madonna

Who is Madonna's alleged new boy toy?

She's heard it all before.

Even nepo babies need to be on time.

Christina Aguilera apparently wasn't originally meant to perform with Britney and Madonna.

And of course she flips off the camera.

"If I miss, I'm gay," the Queen of Pop wrote on social media.

Her stage name is Lolahol.

This year's holiday was met with a mix of celebratory posts and acts of protest.

"Inked for the very first time..."

Diablo Cody is co-writing the script.