You Can Have Your Own ‘Fifty Shades’ Experience But It’ll Cost You

Imagine stepping down from the helicopter; Christian leads you into the Red Room and the rest is your little secret.

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to be Anastasia Steele for a weekend, now's your chance. You just need $12,397.  Pssh, the only thing that's feeling pain here will be your wallet.

Actually the Fifty Shades Experience sounds pretty cool, as long as you can afford it and the guy playing Christian is attractive, isn't a sex offender and is drug and disease free.

Here's what your package includes:

• Two days with Christian at Escala
• Fly in his helicopter over the city
• Sign the Dominant-Submissive contract
• BDSM in the “Red Room of Pain”
• Dinner with dialogue from “Fifty Shades of Grey”

The website says you can choose your very own Christian, who's an expert BDSM dominant artist but they don't mention what he'll look like. Risky, but maybe worth it.