16 Times Calories Don’t Count, Just In Time For the Weekend [LIST]

Hey Friday... we've missed you, and your empty calories.For me at least, the weekend pretty much means I'm not going to count a calorie. I might look at some nutrition facts before I eat seven cookies, but chances are if the calendar says Friday, Saturday or Sunday, I'm going to eat the cookies, and probably seven more.

Is this the best "diet" plan? Probably not, but it's fine for now, especially because it's Friday.

So in honor of calories not counting on my weekends, I give you Buzzfeed's list of 16 Times Calories Literally Don't Count

1. When it's your birthday
2. Or anybody else's birthday
3. Pretty much any holiday ever in existence, really
4. Whenever Taylor Swift stabs the food first
5. Any time after 2 a.m.
6. Whenever you haven't paid for it
7. Or whenever you steal it off of someone else's plate
8. Any buffet situation you will even encounter
9. Whenever you exercise
10. And whenever you "exercise"
11. When you're eating solely to look occupied at a party
12. When you're sick
13. When you're in a car/train/plane/anything that moves.
14. When you manage to sneak treats into the movie theater
15. When you're sloshed
16. Whenever you vow to go on a diet the next day