What's the craziest excuse you've ever used to get out of a ticket?

I once got pulled over for speeding and told the officer that I had to do a number two; he wasn't buying it so he followed me all the way home and still gave me a ticket after I did the deed. True story.

If that didn't make you chuckle just a little, maybe this Wisconsin man's story will. According to WREX, he got off with just a warning after leaving a parking officer this note.

Obviously, I don't condone drinking and driving, but I acknowledge that things happen. You don't ever expect that one drink at happy hour could lead to an entire night out; but if you are going to drink- don't drive, call an Uber, or take a risk...by leaving a note for the ABM parking patrol.

Do you think it could work in Rockford?

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