You might be able to thank your parents for naming you like a genius. 

Or maybe get mad at them. How hard would it have been for them to pick one of these 15 names instead of naming you after your older brother... mom... dad are you listening?

However, my dad actually made the list, so maybe this was a genius move. Also there are only two women's names on this list so ladies, we are pretty out of luck. Shout out to my friend Elizabeth, I've known her for 17 years or so, so maybe her genius has rubbed off on me.

Time for some genius ego's to fill the room!

  • 15: Elizabeth
  • 14: Mary
  • 13: Joseph
  • 12: Peter
  • 11: Thomas
  • 10: Paul
  • 9: George
  • 8: Johann
  • 7: Richard
  • 6: James
  • 5: David
  • 4: Charles
  • 3: William
  • 2: Robert
  • 1: John

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