17 Things You’ll Never Hear A Rockfordian Say [LIST]

There are things you'll hear Rockford people say everyday, but what about 17 things you'll never hear a Rockfordian say?

1. If winter could last a few more months that would be great.
2. Kinda glad the Lightning left. Who needs professional basketball anyway?
3. The potholes allow me to really test out my car's shocks.
4. Have you tried the Auburn and Main roundabout yet?
5. The street light times are perfect.
6. If there were only a few more strip malls.
7. Locking my doors is such a hassle.
8. I love Marinelli Field.
9. That one time I used the Morgan Street Bridge? Totally awesome.
10. I don't miss Waterfront.
11. Fly out of Rockford? Nah, I'll just drive to Chicago and use O'Hare.
12. Noticing the "how many people have died in auto accidents this year" while driving in freezing rain brightens my day.
13. Uncle Nicks needs to be open later.
14. I want pizza but there isn't any within a one mile radius.
15. I wish there was a candle made with the aroma from the downtown parking deck.
16. More bikini bars!
17. Cheap Trick sucks.