You can buy your Valentine any one of millions of mushy cards but since a sense of humor is such a desirable trait, these Etsy card makers are a better buy.

6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine
PersonalPaperHugs via Elsy
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If your farter needs this card, click HERE.


 

Love is patient. Love is kind. And this.

6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine
FinchandtheFallow via Etsy
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If you're ready to back up that promise, buy the card HERE.


 

If there's junk in your trunk, this is your card.

6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine
ElleBeeDesignUK via Etsy
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Hurry your big butt up and buy this card HERE.


 

For them to really know they're loved, it depends on how you say it.

6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine
KnottyCards via Etsy
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If this is just the right spice, click HERE.


 

So much farting in a loving relationship.

6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine
FinchandtheFallow via Etsy
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If you're gaseous and hairy beast of a man needs this card, click HERE.


You know you've sent this text to your honey before.

6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine
PersonalPaperHugs via Elsy
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If this is your kind of love, click HERE.

 

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