At What Age Should You Stop… [LIST]

A recent British survey says that once you turn 31, you are too old to get a tattoo. I guess that's an appropriate age, but there's more to this "age-appropriate" fashion and behavior survey that I'm not so sure I agree with.

Daily mail reports that there are cut-off dates for these behaviors:

• You should stop giving high-5's when you are 27
• No more emoji texting after you turn 29
• Forget watching the Kardashians, or any reality TV show after you hit 31
• Women, after you're 24, trade in your stilettos for baby heels
• Bikinis are banned if you're older than 48
• Dudes should be ponytail free after 29
• Goatees until you're 34, that's it
• Wearing a baseball hat after 32 is not allowed
• Dancing at a nightclub? You better be under 37
• Don't wear Croc sandals if you're older than 33

I definitely think you should be able to wear stilettos until your feet tell you that you're done, not your birthday cake, and same for dancing at a nightclub, but that's just because I'm afraid someone will tell me I can't do that anymore someday.

Dudes should be ponytail free at all times, always.

Emojis are for everyone.

I'm gonna extend the baseball hat age to 48, maybe don't wear it backwards after 25... but you can keep wearing them until your face gets old looking.

And finally, the Croc age limit should be 11, not 33.

How do you feel about this list?