Banana Slicer Customer Reviews Might Be The Greatest Thing

The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is on sale at Amazon for the low low cost of $3.12. While the product costs just over three bucks, the customer reviews are priceless.

Have you ever found yourself in the situation where you needed a banana sliced but didn't know how to handle that situation?

Thankfully, the fine inventors at Hutzler have come up with a banana slicer to save us from such a quandary.

Hutzler creates all sorts of different household and kitchen items. Who could forget about their revolutionary "Grater N' Bowl?"

While their other products are nice, Hutzler has seemingly struck (comedy?) gold with the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. The product reviews on Amazon are incredible.

From SW3K:

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."

 

From IWonder:

I would rate this product as just okay. It's kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer I've been using to slice my bananas."

 

From IIoydravn:

No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer!"

From Stephen K. Grubb:

This is a great fruit slicing solution and is long overdue. However, this product is not compatible with Apples. Are they working on an Apple version?"

 

From Kurt:

The people at Hutzler claim the following regarding the Banana Slicer 571:

1) Faster, safer than using a knife
2) Great for cereal
3) Plastic, dishwasher safe
4) Slice your banana with one quick motion
5) Kids love slicing their own bananas

While several of these are true, I'd like to call attention to number 2, "great for cereal." This is completely moronic. I have been trying to eat my cereal with this for several hours now, and have gotten NO WHERE."

 

As you can tell, this product may or may not change your life. Remember, shipping is free for Amazon Prime members!