Everything about this story is DUMB...

Woman has hypnotherapy to make her 'brainless like Barbie'

Blondie Bennett (real name?) is a freak who needs some serious looking after by a doctor (the 'head' kind not the boob inflater kind). For some guys who are reading this, I'm going to give you a moment of silence after this revelation... She's had 5 breast enlargements to get her up to 32 Double J's.  It's a shame that she has these body image issues, look at what she looked like at 18.

For the record, I've never seen a Barbie with 32 Double J's (probably would've played with them more).  And when was Barbie considered brainless?  Girl got a 'vette and a dream house just for flipping her hair and batting her eyes at Ken.  That would make him the brainless one.

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