Wisconsin Totally Missed the Christmas Cookie Assignment This Year

Did Wisconsin not get the memo? According to a new national study on trending Christmas cookies, the Badger State chose the one option that requires absolutely zero baking.

While the rest of America is preheating ovens and dusting counters in powdered sugar, Wisconsin is over here Googling “No-bake Christmas cookies.”

Wisconsin’s No-Bake Christmas Cookie Confession

WordUnscrambler.pro analyzed Google search trends for early December, revealing each state’s most-searched Christmas cookie. Illinois kept it classic with chocolate cookies. Michigan went with chocolate crinkles. Minnesota leaned into peanut butter kiss cookies.
And Wisconsin?

No-bake Christmas cookies.

Bold choice… for a holiday built on baking.

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What Everyone Else Is Searching for This Season

Across the country, top searches include gingerbread, Italian Christmas cookies, shortbread, and other treats that actually spend time in an oven. Nationally, “Easy Christmas cookies” racked up over 164,000 searches, still baking, though! Just… easier.

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Did Wisconsin Forget This Was a Baking Assignment?

The study’s spokesperson called cookie-making a cherished tradition that “brings people together across generations.” That usually involves mixing bowls, timers, and at least one family argument about whether the cookies are done.
But Wisconsin said: What if… we just don’t?

Friendly Midwest Roast (Because We Love You, Wisconsin)

Maybe it’s the cold. Maybe it’s efficiency. But still…
Come on, Wisconsin, turn the oven on!

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