Dirtiest-Sounding Town Names in Every State: Illinois and Wisconsin are Lame!

Someone studied every state's map and found the dirtiest sound town names in each one. For Illinois and Wisconsin, these names aren't even dirty to 10-yr-olds.

It was a Friday afternoon and I was pretty excited for the weekend. I had just reached that time of day when your concentration is just shot.

When your brain says,

"we've had enough of serious stuff, let's do something fun and possibly a little immature."

The same mental state you were in back in school during your last class on a Friday afternoon.

That was my vibe when I saw this map below.

Let's Get a Little Dirty... and Immature

Estately studied all 50 states to find the the towns with the dirtiest sounding names.

The Dirtiest-Sounding Town Name in Every State

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Some, like Illinois and Wisconsin, would barely make elementary school boys snicker.

Illinois' dirtiest-sounding town name

BOODY

Wisconsin's dirtiest-sounding town name

SPREAD EAGLE

Indiana's dirtiest-sounding town name

FLOYD'S KNOBS

and

Pennsylvania's dirtiest-sounding town name

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP

A couple of dirty town names don't make any sense at all (at least not to me).

Rhode Island's dirtiest-sounding town name

WOONSOCKET

and

Vermont's dirtiest-sounding town name

FELCHVILLE

Two town names make it impossible to know if they're dirty sounding, since I can't pronounce them.

Hawaii's dirtiest-sounding town name

HONAUNAU NAPOOPOO

and

Florida's dirtiest-sounding town name

MICCOSUKEE

It's About to Get Real Dirty... and Real Immature

And the laughs feel so good.

Here we go.....

To what states do these towns belong?

WANKER'S CORNER

BALLTOWN

BUTTERNUTS

BALLPLAY

and

BLUE BALL VILLAGE

What do you suppose you'd see in...

HUMPTULIPS

THREE WAY

or

BIG BONE

Which one of these next ones is on the East Coast and which is in the desert?

SUGAR TITS

or

SUGAR BUNKER

Before we CLIMAX (yep, that's a town in North Carolina), I have to warn you of a situation happening in the center of our great country.

In middle America, DRY WOOD is right in between COOTER and BEAVER CITY.