Drunk Guy Takes Longest Escalator Ride to Nowhere [VIDEO]

Friends don't let friends ride escalators when they're this intoxicated.

What is it about alcohol that always makes you feel like the ground is moving when it's not? I've never been this intoxicated but I would hope that my friends like me enough to do me a solid and let me know that the escalator was out of order or wasn't running. Oh, and let's not record it and share it with the entire internet either.  Although, I'm sure you, like me, are happy that they did.  Sleep it off, bro.