‘I’m Too Fat to Take a Sobriety Test’ – Drunk Wisconsin Woman’s Confession
After driving her SUV through backyard, terrifying the KIDS THAT WERE IN THE CAR, this Wisconsin "Mom of the Year" went next level...WITH EVERYTHING.
Where to start with this hot mess of a person. DailyUK
Monica Mencheski, 32, from Green Bay was tanked and driving through backyards in her SUV. The kids in the car? 5, 2 and three months...WTH?
When pulled over the first thing she did was puke non-stop for five minutes. Bet the kids love that! Oh, speaking of the kids...the officer asked her how old they were, no clue. Monica didn't know how old her kids were.
No shocker that Mom of the Year was THREE TIME OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT. Huge shock. how were those seltzers?
Here's her response to walking the line, or doing the alphabet or whatever the sobriety test includes...SHE SAID SHE WAS:
'too fat and wobbly' and 'too drunk' to take a test.
Well, finally some honesty? Oh what about her arrest history? She now has three DUI's total on her record. This one is a big one though, with all that was included.
This DUI came with NINE different charges. Nine.
"The vehicle then crossed through the yard into the next neighbors yard, pretty much destroying all of the landscaping in the backyard. It then struck a utility pole and destroyed the pole." - Captain Jody Crocker, from Ashwaubenon Public Safety
Well hopefully three DUI's helps to end the stupid, but who knows. I'm going with I doubt it.