Rockford Dude Looking for Oregon Trail-Loving Target Woman

As long as she doesn't die of dysentery on one of their dates, this sounds like a perfect match!

You know, you'd think more people would find love in the Target halls.

Maybe they do and I just don't hear about it.

Like this couple... or potential couple... who met at the State Street Target bonding over that wonderful Oregon Trail.

Please tell me you are this woman and you will have a magical Christmas caulking your wagons together.

That sounds weird.

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