Rockford Dude Offering Thanksgiving Date Special for Single Ladies
The holidays can be a rough time if you're single and your family is annoying... but this year you can ease the annoying-ness, by bringing Phillip as your date.
Phillip is a single dude in Rockford willing to make your Thanksgiving dinner a whole lot better as your date.
Because, let's face it, it's fun to mess with your family, and also to not have to deal with nosy relatives.
If you have siblings that usually have to clean up after dinner, you should definitely see if they would help you get the Platinum package. Doing Thanksgiving dishes is the worst.
The only problem with Phillip's offer is that Thanksgiving is only one day! If this goes well, he should offer a Christmas party special, he could make bank.