See ya later sexy nurse costume! Ugly Halloween sweaters are the new, way more comfortable way to dress up.

Halloween is a glorious day filled with candy and costumes but when you're a woman between the ages of 18 and 40-something, it can also mean trying to be cute or sexy when it's freezing outside.

Pretty much all of the costumes you'll find at a store are some variation of a french maid. I've owned that french maid dress, the sexy Dorothy costume, then turned the french maid into an Ursula from the Little Mermaid costume.

When I was in Junior High I even made my mom buy me the Felicity Shagwell costume from Austin Powers.

But that all stops now.

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Eat all the candy you want, don't shave your legs and don't freeze your butt off.

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Guys, you can get in on it too... I guess.

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