What’s the “Fattest” Thing You’ve Ever Done?

Reddit has been discussing one of my favorite subjects this week, "fat" things.

Now, this isn't a discussion about whales or not fitting into your pants, but instead it's about remembering that time you stuffed an entire KFC bucket down your throat before you met your boyfriend for dinner. You were so nervous you just couldn't stop, right?

The minute I read these, I remembered the day I ate an entire bag of Dove chocolates in my bed watching TV. My defense? Lent was finally over and I just needed to make up for the 40 previous days.

Oh my gosh, I also once ate chocolate chips out of the bag at a Target because the bag was open! I almost didn't type that because it's a little embarrassing, borderline like stealing. I kept going back to the spot of the open bag, seriously, someone was probably watching me on the security camera just laughing at my gross-ness.

As I write this, I think maybe I should see someone about my gluttony. But luckily I'm not alone. Here are some of my favorite "fat" Reddit posts:

Liv-Julia

I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn't want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.

Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.

We've all wanted to do that, right?

This is the best thing I've read in a while. I'm thinking you want to see the rest of the entries, you can find the "What's the fattest thing you've ever done?" thread right here.

Reading these should make me want to puke, but it instead makes me want to buy roll of cookie dough for lunch. What's the "fattest" thing you've ever done?