I’m Not Going To See This Movie: ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2′ and ‘Unfriended’

Two new movies opening up this weekend in Rockford. Before you go, check out my realistic movie review in only seven seconds.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Rated PG, 94 minutes

Rotten Tomatoes Movie Info: After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.

Unfriended

Rated R, 82 minutes

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: Unfriended subverts found-footage horror clichés to deliver a surprisingly scary entry in the teen slasher genre with a technological twist.