I’m Not Going To See This Movie: ‘The Theory of Everything,’ and ‘The Pyramid’

If you’re spending all of your money on Christmas presents, the last thing you want to do is throw down more coin on a movie that’s no good. Before you head to theaters this weekend, check out my seven-second movie reviews of the new flicks opening in Rockford.

THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING

Rated PG-13, 123 Minutes

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: Part biopic, part love story, The Theory of Everything rises on James Marsh's polished direction and the strength of its two leads.

THE PYRAMID

Rated R, 89 minutes

Movie info from Rotten Tomatoes: The ancient wonders of the world have long cursed explorers who've dared to uncover their secrets. But a team of U.S. archaeologists gets more than they bargained for when they discover a lost pyramid unlike any other in the Egyptian desert.