10 Tweets That Prove Whoever Runs the Dixon Police Twitter Account Deserves a Raise
The funniest things sometimes come from the most unlikely sources.
For example, the Dixon Police Department Twitter account. Now truth be told, they use the account to primarily alert residents of things happening in the city but they find tons of ways to sprinkle in the humor.
They've also made national news in July by starting a squirt gun fight with residents on a super hot day.
Obviously this bunch knows how to have fun, here are 10 of the best tweets from the funniest police Twitter on the internet.
1. Not sharing Portillo's is a crime in Dixon.
2. Awkward stares from young gun nuts.
3. The beginning of a long night.
4. How many days until Christmas?
5. Really doe?
6. Hot burrito + Lap = Poor driving
7. Peeping Tom with a drone.
8. Haters gonna hate on drug dealers and criminals.
9. Chuck Taylor would be so sad.
10. Rock River rum bucket knucklehead.
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