11 Thoughts I Had While Watching the MTV Movie Awards

As I sat watching the MTV Movie Awards last night, I had some thoughts, which of course included, "why am I watching this?"

Here are my top 11 thoughts from the show.

1. OMG I am old
2. Amy Poehler looks dirty, is that because she is trying not to look old?
3. The Rock is two Kevin Harts
4. Ryan Reynolds is kind of a jerk, but he's still attractive
5. Why am I watching MTV on Comedy Central?
6. Oh... I see what they're doing here. Only the people who won awards are at the show.
7. Will Smith hasn't aged in 20 years.
8. All the sudden, I want to see "Suicide Squad," even though Jared Leto is creeping me out.
9. Award show Kardashian count... just one! I think that was Kendall? The tall skinny one.
10. Oh man, Ariana Grande's ponytail is lower than it usually is. This will be big news tomorrow.
11. I wonder how many people actually watched this on purpose. Again, I am old.