25 Swear Word Alternatives
Tennis player Donald Young was warned by the umpire at a match for saying "son of a biscuit". The ump obviously thought he said something else and since swearing isn't allowed while playing tennis he threw him a warning.
Having two kids of my own, I know that alternative swear words are the way to go. I also can't say naughty words on the radio, so it forces me to be creative when showing anger.
So I put together a list of 25 swear word alternatives that Young and yourself can use when you are in a situation where you aren't allowed to say bad words.
- Fiddlesticks
- Oh, swear words
- Toots
- Exclamation points
- Crudbucket
- Motherfather
- Pickles
- Fudge
- Criminy
- Rats
- Golly Gee Wilikers
- Monkey poo
- Bozos
- Piece of Jerk
- Lump off
- Malarkey
- Voldemort's Nipple
- Like fun you are
- Marmalade
- Phosphorous
- Fignuts
- Casserole
- You cusshead
- Diddlysquat
- Four Duck Steaks
What are some of your favorite swear word alternatives?