Tennis player Donald Young was warned by the umpire at a match for saying "son of a biscuit".  The ump obviously thought he said something else and since swearing isn't allowed while playing tennis he threw him a warning.

Having two kids of my own, I know that alternative swear words are the way to go. I also can't say naughty words on the radio, so it forces me to be creative when showing anger.

So I put together a list of 25 swear word alternatives that Young and yourself can use when you are in a situation where you aren't allowed to say bad words.

  1. Fiddlesticks
  2. Oh, swear words
  3. Toots
  4. Exclamation points
  5. Crudbucket
  6. Motherfather
  7. Pickles
  8. Fudge
  9. Criminy
  10. Rats
  11. Golly Gee Wilikers
  12. Monkey poo
  13. Bozos
  14. Piece of Jerk
  15. Lump off
  16. Malarkey
  17. Voldemort's Nipple
  18. Like fun you are
  19. Marmalade
  20. Phosphorous
  21. Fignuts
  22. Casserole
  23. You cusshead
  24. Diddlysquat
  25. Four Duck Steaks

What are some of your favorite swear word alternatives?

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