29 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘Fuller House’

Guys I did it. I binge-watched the entire first season of "Fuller House" and lived to tell you about it.

I am almost the exact same age as Michelle Tanner. I walked around saying her catch phrases for more years than "Full House" was even on the air, and I have been excited to watch this "revival" show since I heard they were creating it.

In 13 short episodes, they managed to make me laugh, cry and yearn for my childhood... exactly what they were trying to do. Sneaky producers.

The casting on the new characters was so 90s dorky perfect that everything seemed like it was planned 25 years ago. Don't get me wrong, this show was in fact, terrible television, but so was the first series and it's one of my favorite shows ever. Here are 29 of my thoughts from the binge. 29 cuz it's leap day, duh.

1. Everyone started crying when Uncle Jesse sang "Forever" in the first episode
2. OMG Nicky and Alex. We didn't actually want to see them like that, that is too weird.
3. Uncle Jesse will always be the most attractive old person on TV.
4. Who is this cute little Max kid? Best actor of the entire cast.
5. Stephanie Tanner as "DJ" Tanner? Ok...
6. Did Steve adopt a Comet puppy in the original? Now I have to go watch some re-runs.
7. I used to be totally ok with Danny Tanner, but now that I know how creepy and gross he is, I'm not sure I can deal with him as the cleanliness loving grandpa.
8. That dress they gave DJ? That is underwear, literal lingerie.
9. Why is Macy Gray here?
10. Hey 'Dancing with the Stars' guys!
11. How did Kimmy Gibbler end up with Fernando. Did I miss that explanation?
12. I think I'm Stephanie Tanner. She needs $5. She's a spinster aunt.
13. Do I need to make my dad a couch blazer?
14. Aunt Becky is the best. I have great aunts, but I would add her to my list anytime.
15. Someone get that little kid a ride in the firetruck!
16. Pretty sure if Michelle Tanner was back, it would be so weird. All of the other women look almost exactly like they did in the 90s and Mary-Kate and Ashley have giant heads and stringy hair, they would not have fit in.
17. Is there product placement here? The Tanners never talked about going to Target before. Wait was there Target in the early 90s? Whoa. Imagine a world without Target.
18. DJ will always love you, Steve, but I'm #TeamMatt.
19. Harry Takayama!!!!! Now if only Michelle was on, then Teddy would be back!
20. There's a cow in the kitchen!
21. We get the Mylanta thing, DJ. And Steph, no one drinks that for a hangover. I promise.
22. Oooooo another Olsen twins dig.
23. Are they trying to get Jodie Sweetin a record deal? She sings fine, but I'd rather hear Uncle Jesse.
24. I wonder why the girls are always drinking tequila. I like tequila, but I feel like Stephanie and Kimmy might be beer girls. DJ seems vodka/soda.
25. I'm glad they didn't put DJ's son and Kimmy's daughter as a couple.
26. Why isn't Danny at this "wedding?" How Rude.
27. Oh, no. I said "How Rude," now I'm gonna start saying, "You Got It, Dude." Is this over yet?
28. Officially binge watched TV for the first time. I feel like I should get a medal of TV honor, also this entire series was SO terrible that it was amazingly wonderful. I want to watch the whole thing over again next week.
29. There will be a season 2.