9 Things in Rockford That Will Put You on Santa’s Naughty List

Are you feeling naughty or nice this Christmas? We are all over our kids at this time of year to behave themselves. But really, what fun is that?

If you don't care about getting coal in your stocking, then check out this list, grab a few friends, and have fun getting into trouble.

9 Things in Rockford That Will Put You on Santa's Naughty List

1. Go bar hopping at the 12 Bars of Christmas Pub Crawl.

2. Visit Secrets in Rockford.

3. Eat ice cream after your kids go to bed (just don't let them find out about it).

4. Go see the Nutcracker at the Coronado Performing Arts Center and crack your own nuts during the show to annoy everyone around you.

5. Pull the plug on the Festival of Lights.

6. Visit Santa at the mall and fart on his lap.

7. Take your kids to see Elf the Musical and sneak in alcohol to get crunk'd like Buddy did in the mail room.

8. Booze it up at the God Show.

9. Stroll on State... naked.