Are These The Best Thanksgiving Dishes According to Your Zodiac Sign?

What's your favorite food to eat on Thanksgiving? Does your zodiac sign predict the Thanksgiving dish you love to overeat?

The Best Thanksgiving Dish for You, According to Your Zodiac Sign

What's your favorite dish to devour on Thanksgiving? Mashed potatoes and gravy, the bird, the dressing, the pies, or the loved and hated green bean casserole?

I found this on the Reader's Digest website and wondered, "Can your zodiac sign predict the Thanksgiving dish you love to gobble up?" I'm curious to see if they accurately matched the dish my Capricorn self likes to overeat on Thanksgiving.

What do they really mean by "best Thanksgiving dish for you?"

Why can’t we resist that dish? Is it the tasty recipe, or are there certain Thanksgiving zodiac sign pairings that particularly make our mouths water?

Let's see how accurately matched these Thanksgiving dishes are to the kind of eater you are:

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Jell-O Salad

Unique, offbeat

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Pecan pie

Dreamy, romantic

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Green Bean Casserole

Innovative

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

Grounded yet indulgent

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Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Mac and Cheese

Fun and youthful

Cancer (June 21-July 20)

The Turkey

Family-oriented

Leo (July 21-August 22)

Pumpkin pie

Attention-grabbing

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Butternut squash soup

Simple, healthy

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Apple pie

Well-liked, balanced

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Cranberry sauce

Daring, complex

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Roasted vegetables

Adventurous

Okay, here we go, my turn. Did they match me well

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Kale salad

Sophisticated, mature

Wtf!?!?!?! That is not accurate at all.

Ain't nobody messing 'round eating a salad on Thanksgiving? I am not trying to be sophisticated with my Thanksgiving plate.

I don't even like friggin' kale

There is no room on my plate for some awful-tasting kale salad. I tried liking that stuff years ago. A friend told me how to bake kale into chips to satisfy my salty/crunchy cravings. Salty and crunchy nasty is what it was.