Bret Michaels Didn’t Smoke Grass in Rockton, He Mowed It [VIDEO]

While we didn't get the exact night we were hoping for on the river in Rockton last night, one thing is for certain... Bret Michaels ALWAYS entertains. And if the music thing takes a downward turn, you could hire him to be your lawn boy.

Rock of 'Lawn Equipment'

This would be the first time I've been jealous of a rock star for the size of his lawn mower. Until now, it had only been over how small my weed whacker was compared to Tommy Lee's.  What man wouldn't love to own a zero turn?

And then came the 'Girl's Night-Wrecking' news. Mother Nature did not have a sista's back and caused the show to be cancelled. But with class, Rockton's favorite groundskeeper, delivered this message.

See ya next time Bret!