For days the internet was confused by the fact that Burger King's new Halloween Whopper was turning their poop green; people were even taking photos and sharing them online as if we wouldn't believe them. But what did you think was going to happen when you line your intestines with bread that's been infused with black food coloring?

Let's shift our thinking to an even more confusing question: why would someone think to turn this pop culture phenomenon into a couple's costume for Halloween? I don't have a good answer but HalloweenCostumes.com has put together a guide for what to buy from them if you want to dress up as a black Whopper and a piece of green poop.

Halloween Whopper Green Poop DIY Couples Costume
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There is a little work involved on your part, though. They already sell a full-body poop costume that you'll have to spray paint green and they also sell a hamburger costume; you just have to color it black.

So what's worse, the fact that the Whopper gives you green poop or that someone turned it into a costume?

 

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