Halloween is less than two weeks away and if you're anything like me, you've made plans to attend at least two Halloween parties and still don't have a costume. It's not for lack of trying, there's just so many options. How will you ever decide?

I can't tell you who or what to be but I can tell you what NOT to be and you should probably avoid anyone else who is wearing one of these costumes. Anyone who wants to be a school shooting victim probably isn't someone you want to be around.

Just avoid these ten costumes and you should be able to avoid being voted off Halloween Island at your next party:

1. Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby
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2. Jared Fogle

Jared Fogle
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3. Josh Duggar

Josh Duggar
ABC News via YouTube
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4. Rachel Dolezal

Rachel Dolezal
NBC News via YouTube
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5. AshleyMadison.com Cheater

ashely madison cheater
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Cecil the lion costume
Amazon.com
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David the killer dentist
Amazon.com
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8. Donna T. Rumpshaker

Sexy! Donald Trump
Yandy.com
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9. A Zombie version of any deceased celebrity

Robin Williams
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10. A school shooting victim

School Shooting Victim
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Here's a good rule of thumb when choosing your costume: if you wouldn't upload photos of you in it to Facebook, or you'd murder any friend who tagged you in their photos, then you probably shouldn't wear it.

So, what are you going to be anyway?

 

 

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