Chicago Illinois Perv Exposes Self During Kids Movie at Theatre
Got the popcorn, the candy, a large soda, "oh look honey there's a naked grown man!"
This happened in Chicago at a movie theatre in the North Riverside Park Mall. the movie playing, "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked." Edward Brown, thirty minutes into the wholesome cartoon, Edward stood up and exposed is chipmunk to the crowd inside the theatre.
Edward then sat down, and enjoyed the feature film...But wait, 90+ people just saw your juke, dude. His movie viewing didn't last long as he was soon busted by the mall cops. Arrested by North Riverside cops he was charged with a variety of criminal counts, which included sexual exploitation of children, disorderly conduct, and showing his tiny chipmunk in public.
Here is what Mr. Brown told cops...brace yourself. He was led into the theatre by an unnamed women, directed to sit in the front row and wait for return which would come with sex and drugs....Oh, and she told him to remove all of his clothes. Wow what a movie theatre! I mean, I thought it was cool when movie theatres started serving real food and beer...this is so much better.
Not that it matters in the big picture, but you had to do this during a "G" rated film? You couldn't have picked like a Mel Gibson flick or some cheesy horror movie?
Just remember folks, drugs are bad.
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