Dear John Stamos, Let’s Recast Michelle Tanner

Have Mercy.

For most of my life, John Stamos has been the most attractive old man. Sorry Uncle Jesse, but when I was five, you were like thirty... so you've always been "old."

But you still look good.

After binge watching the most recent season of 'Fuller House' I have a Michelle proposition for you.

It'll just take a quick dye job and cost you nothing. Are you in?