Here’s Illinois and Wisconsin’s Most Embarrassing Thanksgiving Google Searches
The second somebody gains access to my Google search history it's over. I'm seriously ashamed of some of the stuff I've Googled. From dumb questions, to endless take out menus, to random medical issues, my search history is ... interesting.
But it turns out I'm not the only one asking Google some hilarious questions. Zippia revealed each state's most embarrassing Thanksgiving Google search. I love humans. Let's just look at the map and have a laugh shall we?
This is one of the funniest things I've seen all year, like, as humans we really need some help.
But let's look at Illinois and Wisconsin ...
Illinois- Turkey Or Ham
Honestly, pretty normal for a Thanksgiving day search. However, Wisconsin's, not so normal.
Wisconsin- What Does It Mean If Your Poop Is Green
Um .... you good Wisconsin?
But WI. wasn't the only one that had me laughing, here's some of my other favorites from around the country -
Alaska- Divorce Lawyer
Arizona- Is Little Caesars Open Today
California- Racist Grandma
Indiana- How To Unclog A Toilet Without A Plunger
Louisiana- Racist Family
Maine- Clogged Toilet
Michigan- How To Treat Food Poisoning
Montana- How To Cough
New York- Leather
North Dakota- Taco Bell Near Me
South Dakota- Betrayal
Wyoming- Is Mcdonalds Open
Honestly, nothing sums up Thanksgiving better than these Google searches. Some states are definitely more embarrassing than others though. I think Wisconsin's is the worst. I mean, come on, what's turning your poop green Wisconsin? I have a lot of questions.
So just remember when you go to Google, there's no shame in your search history game. Unless an article like this picks it up for "research".