I’m Not Going To See This Movie: ‘Sabotage’ ‘Bad Words’ & ‘Noah’

Are you going to see a movie this weekend? You could spend $30 a person to go see each of these (after popcorn and snacks of course!) or you could spend 21 seconds checking out my opinion on each of this week's new releases.

NOAH

From Movieweb.com

A man is chosen by God to undertake a momentous mission of rescue before an apocalyptic flood destroys the world.

SABOTAGE

From Movieweb.com

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this action thriller as the head of an elite DEA task force assigned to take on some of the most vicious drug cartels in the world. The group raids a cartel safe house with seemingly successful results, but then the agents begin to mysteriously die off, one-by-one - and seemingly anyone could be responsible.

BAD WORDS

From Movieweb.com

Jason Bateman (Identity Thief) makes his feature directorial debut with the subversive comedy Bad Words. Mr. Bateman stars as Guy Trilby, a 40-year-old who finds a loophole in the rules of The Golden Quill national spelling bee and decides to cause trouble by hijacking the competition. Contest officials, outraged parents, and overly ambitious 8th graders are no match for Guy, as he ruthlessly crushes their dreams of victory and fame. As a reporter (Kathryn Hahn of We’re the Millers) attempts to discover his true motivation, Guy finds himself forging an unlikely alliance with a competitor: awkward 10-year-old Chaitanya (Rohan Chand of Homeland), who is completely unfazed by Guy’s take-no-prisoners approach to life.