Meghan Trainor, thank you for being the only person to ever write a song about butts that we can sing along to in our cars with children.

That sounds weird, but you know what I mean.

Now, I know this song is about celebrating your curves, but I think there's a deeper meaning to it.

I think Meghan had a rough time during her piano lessons growing up.

Ok, ok, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I had a rough time during MY piano lessons growing up. If so, my song would've been titled, "All About that Treble." I would've just played the right hand.

Here's Meghan's actual video for "All About That Bass"

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