Mugshot of the Day: One of the Longest Necks You’ll Ever See

A 38-year-old Jonathan Whatley from Parkersburg, West Virginia stole $3,000 worth of antique coins from a store last week. But who cares... look at his neck.

This has to be the longest neck I've ever seen on a non-cartoon human. Holy crap it's at least a foot long, probably more.

He's facing robbery charges and outstanding warrants in Alabama... but who cares we'r'e totally in this the long neck.