My Week On Tinder: Did He Just Say That? [PHOTOS]

Oh he did. So did he. And the other guy.

Here's the thing about Tinder. It's a hook-up app. It's not entirely a hook-up app, but it definitely can be if you want it to be, and that is what a lot of people want out of it.

Usually you can tell who is after what by their bio and photos. No bio and gym selfies? That guy probably just wants to see you at 2:00 a.m. Pictures with his mom and a list of things he likes and dislikes? He might be looking for a girlfriend.

I guess that's the "beauty" of Tinder, you can use it for whatever you want.

So you know the first thing you do on Tinder is sign up and make a profile. Then you start scrolling through dudes and swiping left for "nope" and right for "yes."

Seriously they stamp a big red NOPE across their face when you swipe left. It actually makes me feel like a terrible person, but I'm obviously over that.

Then you get a notification when you get a match. By the way the "It's a Match" font is my favorite thing on the planet. So when you get a match, you can decide if you want to send a message or keep playing.

Be jealous, I totally matched bacon last Saturday.

If you Tinder enough you'll get a long list of matches. Then the messages start rolling in, and they are interesting.

Sure, some guys just say hi, but some get straight to the point. Which I guess is good, you can spend less time with small talk if they're only looking for one thing.

I know you wanna know about these messages, so... here you go. Laugh, raise your eyebrows and cry if some of these guys are your son or brother.