Sorry, but Leonardo DiCaprio is Not Moving to Woodstock, Illinois
Ever since Leonardo DiCaprio won his very first Oscar on Sunday, the internet literally has had no chill. Between the hilarious memes and Photoshopped pictures of him eating girl scout cookies in the audience, I can't believe someone found the time to come up with this outrageous story.
According to a fantasy, I repeat- fantasy website, The McKenzie Post, Leo is moving to Woodstock, Illinois to escape the Hollywood lifestyle. And how does he even know a small town like Woodstock even exists? Funny, I had the same question. Apparently he was with Martin Scorsese scouting out film locations and he just fell in love with the quaintness and laid back lifestyle the town had to offer.
While, if it were true, I would have to agree with Leo; Woodstock is a pretty nice place and perhaps it would be ideal for celebrity to spend some quiet time, especially since Chicago's just 50 miles away. But come on McKenzie Post, Woodstock?
A more reputable source, the Northwest Herald, has cleared things up for us; saying that the story is "pure fantasy." In fact, that same website published a similar story saying that he was moving to Baie-Saint-Paul, Canada. That place doesn't even sound real.
So, sorry McKenzie Post, but to quote Leo in The Wolf of Wall Street, "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bulls--t story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it." You'll never accomplish your goals of getting people to believe your stories because they're all B.S. or something like that.