If you thought that the video of all the celebrities singing "Imagine" was odd and cringe worthy, you haven't seen anything yet.

Actually that's not fair to this new video. The Imagine video was hard to watch. This video is hard to watch only once. I've been through it three times already.

Here it is, take it in.

Yes, I realize that it's just shy of 6 minutes long. You can either watch the whole thing now, or see all the chaos below that is contained in those 6 minutes and then go back and check it out yourself.

I've done a little digging on what this is exactly and the best that I can piece together is that it's a promotion for an European show that interviews celebrities. They had all their guests do this in front of a green screen when the interview was over and the dozens of guests were then merged to form the video above.

I'm only going to list about half the people in this video. The other half I just didn't recognize. There are some obscure people in there so you should go through yourself and figure out why some of these people popped up in the video.

So here are the 29 people that made me audibly gasp when they came up on the screen.

1. Roger Moore

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James Bond leads it off doing his best Captain Kirk impression. Sets the tone well.

2 + 3. Jason Alexander and Huey Lewis

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We're two shots and three people into this video and it's already hard to play 6 Degrees of Separation with the cast. Only gets weirder with the next close up.

4. Rikki Lake

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You've now received mental whiplash in the first 30 seconds of this video and you think you'll be prepared for anyone to come onto the screen. You're not.

5. Corbin Bernsen

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6. George Wendt

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7. Tubbs From Miami Vice

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8. Steve Guttenberg

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Next up is this quartet of 80s and 90s icons. Roger Dorn, Norm Peterson, Tubbs, and the guy from the Police Academy movies. Your brain starts to follow a pattern. Until.

9. Katarina Witt

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Then we make an abrupt turn to Olympic Ice Skaters, from the iconic, to the infamous.

10, Tonya Harding

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Then to 8-time Oscar nominee

11. Glen Close

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To Al Bundy's kid.

12. David Faustino

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To Phillip Banks' kid.

13. Carlton Banks

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To a chemical engineer, turned body builder, turned American Movie star, Dolph Lungren.

14. Dolph Lungren

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BACK to another famous son of an upper class Black family in a pre-2000 NBC Thursday night sitcom. How did Dolph Lungren get put in between Carlton and Theo?! Madness.

15. Malcolm Jamal Warner

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To Judd Nelson. Note: That does not look like Judd Nelson.

16. Judd Nelson

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To the actress of Falcon Crest. Remember Falcon Crest? You probably don't.

17. Ana Alcia

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To Peter $#*&@n Falk. Columbo shows up! You think it might be the last one and things are about wrap up. You'd be wrong, because up next is a Top Gun reference.

18. Peter Falk

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Kelly McGinnis. You realize that you haven't thought about her in ages. She wasn't really included in the ad campaign for the Top Gun reboot that no one really saw. Still looks great.

19. Kelly McGillis

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To Silver Spoons?! Spoiler alert, Scott Baio is not in this.

20. Ricky Shroder

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To Freddy Kruger. Probably the most random one yet. I don't think Robert England did anything other. It feels like the end. There's a few more surprised left.

21. Freddy Krueger

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To Dan Jansen. Olympic speed skater, that makes our 3rd Olympian.

22. Dan Jansen

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To either Milli or Vanilli. This whole thing seems lip synced, so this is fine.

23. Milli (or) Vanilli

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To Dee bleeping Snider of Twisted Sister

24. Dee Snider

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To the I'm Too Sexy Guys

25. Right Said Fred

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Before whiplashing back to famous 80s American actresses with the lovely Daryl Hannah.

26. Daryl Hannah

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To the Cotton Eye Joe band. Did not know they were called Rednex. It checks out. All of it.

27. Rednex

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Back to another body builder turned actor, Lou Ferrigno

28. The Hulk

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You think it's all done before they toss one more at you to tie up the Top Gun loose end when Berlin shows up

29. Berlin

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Bravo to everyone involved. This isn't going to solve world peace but it will keep you entertained for at least 10 minutes. It's all we can ask.

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